The Maggie Simpson Show has returned here is Episode 1 of 24 from Season 6
The Maggie Simpson Show E601 Good Beer Bad Beer Rated BBFC 12
Episode Plot: Homer Discovers Moe is selling Out of Date Beer with the Help of Maggie he gets Moeís Tavern investigated HD DD
Homer- White Shirt Blue Pants Grey Shoes
Marge- Green Dress Red Pearls Red Shoes
Bart: Hawaiian T-Shirt Blue Shorts Blue Shoes White Socks
Lisa: Pink Top Pink Shorts Pink Shoes
Maggie: Pink and White T-Shirt Pink Pants Pink Sandals
INT, THE SIMPSONíS LIVING ROOM
Maggie Lisa and Bart are sat on the Floor watching Itchy and Scratchy
Homer is sat on the couch drinking a Duff
HOMER: Kids why do you set so close to the TV
MAGGIE: It more interesting that way
HOMER: Would It be Possible for you to move back from the TV
MAGGIE: No it ok I can see the cartoon better if Iím close to it.
HOMER: I SAID MOVE BACK FROM THE TV YOUNG LADY.
Maggie Shuffles backwards from the TV on her bottom
HOMER: See Sweetie itís better now because you wonít get blinded by the TVís Rays.
MAGGIE: I guess it is a lot better.
Just then Homer realises he is out of Beer.
HOMER: (Annoyed Grunt) Out of Beer.
HOMER: Yes Honey!
LISA: Why donít you go to The Kiwk-E-Mart for Beer?
HOMER: Good idea Lisa you watch Maggie.
LISA: Mom is in the kitchen
HOMER: (Annoyed Grunt)
INT, MOEíS TAVERN BAR AREA
Homer has just entered Moeís Tavern and is stood at the bar
HOMER: Duff Please Moe
MOE: Duff it is
Moe pours Homer a Duff and hands it to him
Homer pays for his Beer
Homer takes a Drink of his Duff but he doesnít like it
HOMER: (Spits it out) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP
MOE: Duff like what you asked for
HOMER: This isnít Duff this is Pig Swill like on the Cartoon Series in England Peppa Pig
Just then Peppa Pig Appears next to Homer
PEPPA PIG: That is not called for.
Peppa Pig Disappears
LENNY: I thought it tested Different
CARL: Yeah Man its not like it was. And Iím not down with that.
HOMER: First Thing Tomorrow Morning Iím going to the Duff Brewery Office to complain.
Fade to Black
Fade into the Duff Brewery Office
Homer is sat at a Desk talking to The Duff Brewery Owner
OWNER: Mr. Simpson I can assure you that our Beer is fresh.
HOMER: Oh Yeah prove it
OWNER: We donít give out free samples to anyone.
HOMER: (Annoyed Grunt)
INT. THE SIMPSONS HOUSE LIVING ROOM
Homer Maggie and Bart are sat on the couch
MAGGIE: So the owner said No Free Samples
HOMER: Yes he did.
MAGGIE: I think we should blow the whistle on the Duff Brewery
BART: I think we should tell The Springfield Shopper
MAGGIE: Exactly Bart but will they listen to a 5 year old girl who knows nothing about nothing
Just then Lisa enters the room
LISA: Whatís up Guys?
MAGGIE: Lisa perfect timing
LISA: For what
MAGGIE: You know how Daddy has had bad drink from Moeís
MAGGIE: Well me and Bart are going to go to the Springfield Shopper and my new idea is to let you in on it and let you write a letter the them.
LISA: I Ďm confused Maggie what you just said doesnít make any sense
MAGGIE: Hey Iím only five.
LISA: Sorry Maggie but it still doesnít make sense
Maggie gets off the couch in anger faces Lisa
MAGGIE: (Angry) if thatís how you feel Lisa you can do it alone.
Maggie goes to her bedroom very angry
LISA: What did I do?
HOMER: Nothing Honey she just acts that way for attention
LISA: Well I donít think she is doing it for attention I really hurt Maggie and I think I should go and apologise.
BART: Donít back down Lisa.
LISA: Iím not backing down I just want to make her feel better.
BART: Suit yourself
Marge enters the room
MARGE: I think what Lisa is doing is great and really friendly.
LISA: Thanks Mom.
Lisa goes upstairs to Maggieís Bedroom
HOMER: Never had any Folders on our side of the family.
INT, MAGGIEíS BEDROOM
Maggie is sat on her bed Lisa is sat at the side of her Maggie has been crying.
MAGGIE: So you didnít mean what you said downstairs
LISA: No Maggie I didnít and Iím really sorry I hurt your feelings.
MAGGIE: Itís ok Lisa. Now give me a hug
Lisa and Maggie hug
Bart takes there picture with his pocket Camera
Lisa looks at Bart
BART: This Picture will be on page one of the Springfield High Paper and a copy of the picture will be sent to every other school newspaper in the Tri County Area.
LISA: Bart would you accept $10 for that picture
BART: No $100 or more
LISA: Iím domed.
MAGGIE: Lisa maybe Bart is bluffing
BART: Bart Simpson never bluffs now you either pay me what I want or the picture goes in the paper tomorrow
LISA: But I donít have $100.
MAGGIE: I do in my piggybank
BART: Thereís no money in your Piggybank
MAGGIE: Not in the one you know about.
Maggie goes under her bed and takes out a spotted piggybank
MAGGIE: I was saving this for something for myself but Lisa is my sister so I will help her in any predicament she has.
LISA: That is so nice Maggie but Iíd rather you save your money instead of paying blackmailers.
BART: Who you calling a blackmailer
BART: No Money then it is going to be very embarrassing for you.
Bart walks away laughing
MAGGIE: There is another way to settle his ash.
MAGGIE: Tell Mom and Dad what he did.
LISA: Tried it before he lied his way out of it.
MAGGIE: DAMN HIM TO HELL
LISA: No swearing Maggie
MAGGIE: Iím Sorry Lisa
LISA: Itís ok
THE NEXT MORNING
INT, SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER EDITORíS OFFICE
Maggie and Lisa are talking to the editor about Duff Brewery
MAGGIE: And my Daddy says they have contaminated Beer
EDITOR: I see and do you want us to do a story on it
MAGGIE: Yes please
EDITOR: Well I wonít
MAGGIE: But it is true I know it sounds a bit farfetched but itís the truth.
LISA: Yes it is the truth and I never lie sir.
EDITOR: But if itís false I could get fired and you donít want that do you kids
MAGGIE: Either way Iím not assed.
LISA: MAGGIE! Mr Editor I assure you the story is nothing but the truth.
EDITOR: Glad to hear it.
Cut to a Flying Springfield Shopper Newspaper saying DUFF SELLS COMTAMINATED BEER.
INT. THE SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM
Homer Lisa Bart and Maggie are watching the News
Homer looks at Maggie
HOMER: Thanks a lot Maggie now how am I going to get drunk.
MAGGIE: Iím sorry the Brewery closed but it had to be said in the paper and the truth had to be said.
LISA: It was my fault has much has it was yours Maggie.
MAGGIE: Yeah but it was my idea to write a story in the paper.
Just then Bart inters then room
BART: What the hell did you do Maggie?
MAGGIE: I wrote something in the paper and somehow got the brewery closedown.
BART: Yeah nice going now all the alcoholics are going to be howling for your blood.
HOMER: What does Maggieís Blood taste like?
LISA: Dad it was just an expression.
HOMER: (Annoyed Grunt)
MAGGIE: And why would anyone want to drink my blood.
BART: A vampire Might.
MAGGIE: Vampire? (Screams) then Maggie runs to her bedroom
Lisa looks at Bart
LISA: Well Bart I hope youíre happy because now you have scared Maggie.
BART: Yes Lisa I am very happy.
LISA: What you donít realise is now I have to make Maggie not be scared.
BART: So what who the hell cares about stupid Maggie
LISA: I do Bart and so should you.
Lisa leaves the room and goes upstairs to Maggieís Bedroom
BART: Dad do I have to care about Maggie
HOMER: Yes Son because she is your sister
BART: Maggie sucks
HOMER: SUCK ON THIS (Strangles him)
INT, MAGGIEíS BEDROOM
Maggie is under her covers shivering with fright Lisa enters the room
Maggie gasps with Fright because she thinks itís a vampire
LISA: Maggie are you ok
MAGGIE: (Under her Covers) what a stupid Question Lisa! Of course Iím not ok
LISA: Maggie I only asked no need to be nasty
Maggie comes out from under her covers and immediately Apologises to Lisa
MAGGIE: Iím sorry Lisa really I am
LISA: Itís ok Maggie
Lisa gives Maggie a big hug to make her feel better
LISA: Now that the Duff Brewery has closedown they maybe a lot of people angry with you.
MAGGIE: Just to let you know I didnít mean to have it shutdown
LISA: I know Maggie you try and explain it to a lot of alcoholics.
MAGGIE: Iíll try Lisa but will they listen well thatís whole different cattle of Fish.
Mayor Quimby is talking to the town about the Beer situation,.
QUIMBY: And err I do believe that err there is no err Beer in our err town of
BARNEY: We know.
QUIMBY: err Yes now what do we plan to do about err Maggie Simpson
MOE: What Maggie got the Brewery shut down that little (Bleep?)
HOMER: You wonít do nothing to my Daughter because if you do Iíll kill you all.
QUIMBY: Noted but err we are still Angry with her.
HOMER: Luckily I have brought her along to say her piece.
Maggie Stands up
MAGGIE: Hi Iím Maggie Simpson and I would like to explain to you all why I did what I did.
MOE: Go ahead Sweetie
MAGGIE: I got the Brewery Closed Down because there beer was contaminated and was not fit for you to drink.
MOE: No wonder my Bar got sued by my Customers.
HOMER: No that was me
MAGGIE: Anyway I would like to apologise if I have upset anyone in any way Iím sorry thank you.
Maggie sits back down
QUIMBY: Well I guess we can accept Maggie Simpsonís Apology and hope she never does anything like this again.
HOMER: Oh donít worry Mayor she wonít because when I get her home she will be punished.
MAGGIE: I like to see that Monkey Man.
HOMER: WHY YOU LITTLE-
MAGGIE: You canít strangle me because Iím a girl.
HOMER: (Annoyed Grunt) no but I can send you to bed without your Supper.
MAGGIE: Damn it.
INT, THE SIMPSONíS HOUSE MAGGIEíS BEDROOM
Maggie is sat on her bed and she is very angry for what Homer did to her.
MAGGIE: Stupid Fat
Outside Maggieís Bedroom Lisa is arguing with Homer about Maggieís Punishment
LISA: I donít Agree on this kind of punishment sure she did something wrong but letting her go hungry is not fair.
HOMER: Iím sorry Lisa but your sister must be punished.
LISA: Fine Dad be a Jerk. See if I care and by the way God is watching you.
Lisa goes to her bedroom and slams her door.
HOMER: LISA YOU CANíT SAY THAT TO ME BECAUSE YOUíRE A BUDDHIST YOU HEAR ME
LISA: YES I HEAR YOU JUST FINE
HOMER: Oh Good then very good Iíll- Whoa
Homer falls down the stairs backwards
Lisa comes to the top of the stairs and she sees Homer at the bottom not moving
LISA: Oh my God what have I done!
Lisa starts to worry about Homer so she runs downstairs and goes to him and bends down until she is on her knees
LISA: Dad! Are you ok
Homer comes to
Lisa smiles because she knows Homer is ok
HOMER: What the Hell happened
LISA: You fell downstairs Dad and I think it was my fault and Iím sorry I made you fall.
HOMER: Its ok Sweetie now help Daddy Up
Lisa helps Homer to his feet but Homer has a pain in his leg
LISA: What is it?
HOMER: Pain in my Leg hurts so Bad
LISA: Iíll ring for an ambulance
Lisa gets out her Mobile Phone and dials 911
LISA: Hello can I have an Ambulance please
OPERATER: What name is it please?
OPERATER: Ok and what is the problem
LISA: My Dad fell down the stairs and I think he broke his leg
OPRATER: Ok Sweetie how old are you
OPERATER: An Ambulance will be with you shortly.
LISA: Thank you.
Lisa disconnects the call
LISA: Dad Iím going to help you to the couch if you get any pain Iím sorry ok.
HOMER: Its ok Sweetie accidents happen.
Lisa helps Homer to the Couch and lays him down
Just then Maggie enters the room
MAGGIE: What happened to Daddy?
LISA: He fell down the stairs
Maggie canít help laughing at Homerís misfortune#
MAGGIE: You fell down the stairs how funny that is how canít tell you (Laughs)
Just then Bart enters the room
BART: What you laughing at Maggie
MAGGIE: Bart Daddy fell down the stairs
Bart laughs at Homer so does Maggie
HOMER: Just you wait till I can walk again.
PA: Doctor Stain to the Operating Room
Homer is in bed with his Leg in a cast
Then Marge Lisa Bart and Maggie come to see him
MAGGIE: Hi Daddy!
HOMER: Donít you Hi Me Maggie Simpson!
LISA: Dad Maggie wants to apologise for laughing at you.
MAGGIE: Yes Truly I Do
HOMER: You Do Huh!
MAGGIE: Yes Daddy I Do
HOMER: Ok Go to The Kiwik Ėe Mart and get me a Six Pack of Beer.
MAGGIE: Daddy Iím Sorry but there is No Beer anywhere.
HOMER: (Annoyed Grunt) Echoes round the Hospital
LISA: Yeah that reminds me! Me And Maggie have to find someone.
MAGGIE: We Do?
LISA: Yeah Henry K Duff
MAGGIE: Is He The Owner of the Brewery.
LISA: The Very Same.
Maggie and Lisa leave the Hospital
HOMER: Are you sure Maggie will be ok with Lisa
MARGE: Sheís in good hands Homer and I think Lisa knows what sheís doing.
HOMER: Well thatís ok then and I still didnít get my Apology from Maggie,.
BART: Thatís because you were being an Ass.
HOMER: WHY YOU LITTLE- (Tries to Strangle Him but canít reach)
MARGE: Bart donít tease your father.
Henry K Duff and Barry are teaching the Homeless people about Beer
BARRY: So does anyone know how many glasses of beer it will take to get someone drunk.
Just then Maggie and Lisa enter the room
MAGGIE: This Room Smells like Moeís Tavern
BARRY: What do you want?
LISA: We would like you to reopen The Brewery
BARRY: Not up to me itís to Harry over there.
Maggie goes over to him and puts on a sad face
MAGGIE: Mr. Duff! Sorry I got your brewery Closed down
DUFF: Itís ok Kid.
MAGGIE: But I do have one request seeing that we are now friends
DUFF: What is it Kid
MAGGIE: Can you find it in your heart to reopen the Brewery
DUFF: Yeah Kid but the Health Inspector says no.
MAGGIE: Heís one hell of a Bastard.
DUFF: Yep he sure is.
Maggie gets on her knees and Begs Mr Duff to reopen the Brewery
MAGGIE: Please Mr. Duff Iím begging you to reopen the Brewery
All the people in the Homeless Centre Agree
DUFF: Alright-Alright! Iíll reopen the Damn Brewery
Maggie Smiles at Mr. Duff
MAGGIE: Mr. Duff I am So Happy you are doing this but not for myself but for my Daddy because I am under Drinking Age
Lisa walks over to Maggie
LISA: Maggie perhaps you can convince Duffman to come to the Brewery
MAGGIE: Perhaps I could.
Maggie walks over to Barry
MAGGIE: Mr. Duffman it would make it happy if you would be Duffman again.
BARRY: No way Little Girl Iím happy here.
MAGGIE: Come on Sir I wasnít born yesterday.
BARRY: It will be cold Day in Hell before Iíll be Duffman Again.
MAGGIE: Are you sure!
BARRY: Yes A Really Frosty Cold (As Duffman) Day in Hell who am I Kidding where is my Trademark Headgear because Duffman is back.
MAGGIE: This has really made my Day (Kisses Duffman)
DUFFMAN: Ah youíre just like Duffgirl
MAGGIE: Thank you Duffman
4 Weeks Later
INT, THE SIMPSONS HOUSE LIVING ROOM
Homerís broken Leg has completely healed and he is sat on the couch watching TV
BROCKMAN: and has you know The Duff Brewery Will reopen its Doors Today and its all thanks to one Springfield Girl named Maggie Simpson
A Picture of Maggie is seen behind Kent Brockman
BROCKMAN: I had an interview with Maggie earlier and she told me some very interesting things about her Father
Maggie is seen on screen talking into a Microphone
MAGGIE: I am Happy that The Brewery is open again now Daddy can get Drunk off his ass.
Back to Homer
HOMER: That Little-
Homer gets mad and goes to look for Maggie
INT, MAGGIEíS BEDROOM
Maggie is playing with her Pintendo SD when Homer enters the room and takes the Pintendo SD off her Maggie looks at Homer
MAGGIE: Hey I was playing that
HOMER: Sorry Not Anymore
MAGGIE: How come
HOMER: Because there is one thing you donít do in The Simpson Household Maggie Simpson
MAGGIE: Oh Yeah and what might that be
HOMER: You donít insult your Father thatís what you donít do
MAGGIE: Well if it makes you feel any better spank me
Maggie pulls down her pants and shoes Her Bare Bottom
HOMER: Donít you point that point that thing at me you heard me no Video games until you apologise for what you did.
MAGGIE: Byte my Yellow Bare Ass
HOMER: Fine have it your way Young Lady
Homer leaves the room taking with him Maggieís Game Console
Maggie sits on her bed and begins to cry in the background Roy Orbison and Crying can be heard
INT, THE SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM
Marge and Lisa are sat on the couch Lisa is reading a book called Feelings and You
Homer enters the room and puts Maggieís Game Console on the Coffee Table
MARGE: Is that the Games Console Lisa Bought Her for her Birthday
HOMER: Yes it is and I took it off her
LISA: For what Reason
HOMER: Because she said I could get drunk off my ass.
LISA: You do that anyway and I donít see why you have taken Maggieís Game Console off her.
HOMER: I told you Lisa she said I could get drunk off my ass
LISA: Sorry Dad I just donít think itís a good enough reason
HOMEER: What do you want me to do give it her back (Sarcastic)
LISA: Yes because she didnít do anything wrong now Do it Dad
HOMER: (To Himself) lousy Stinking Maggie
INT, MAGGIEíS BEDROOM
Maggie is sat on her bed with Bart she is telling him what Homer did
MAGGIE: And as I was playing a game Daddy took it off me
BART: That was uncalled for
MAGGIE: So you agree with me Bart
BART: Yes Maggie I do because youíre my little sister and I love you
MAGGIE: Thanks Bart
Just then Homer enters the room
HOMER: Bart can I have a word with Maggie
BART: Go ahead
HOMER: I mean alone
BART: Sure but if you upset her in anyway I swear I will kill you man
Bart leaves the room
Homer sits with Maggie, Maggie turns away
HOMER: Maggie I know your mad at me
MAGGIE: MAD AT YOU THATíS PUTTING IT LIGHTLY I AM JUST SO ANGRY THAT I DONíT KNOW WHERE TO BEGUIN
HOMER: Maggie Iím sorry if I hurt you in anyway and Iíd like to return this to you.
Maggie looks at what Homer has and sees its her Console
MAGGIE: Thanks but no Thanks
HOMER: Maggie why donít you want it
MAGGIE: Because you will only take it away again and I canít take that chance
HOMER: Iíll just leave it with you
MAGGIE: Daddy can you bring me some Cookies
HOMER: Sure Maggie I love you Maggie
MAGGIE: I guess I can say I love you too Daddy
Homer and Maggie hug